As we prepare to celebrate Thanksgiving Day 2025, I invite you to take a few moments to enjoy a bit of Thanksgiving humor.

“Thanksgiving: When the people who are the most thankful are the ones who didn’t have to cook.”  ~  Melanie White

“I can’t cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal, maybe toast.”  ~  Charlie Brown

“My wife asked me to go to the grocery store on the day before Thanksgiving, so I guess this is goodbye.”  ~  Rod LaCroix

“After a good dinner, one can forgive anybody, even one’s own relations.”  ~  Oscar Wilde

“I cook with wine, and sometimes I even add it to the food.”  ~  W.C. Fields

“Every Thanksgiving, I bring the champagne, because in my family, we all know what our strengths are.”  ~  Gloria Fallon

“It wouldn’t be Thanksgiving without a little emotional scarring.”  ~  Timothy Burke

“For those of you who cannot be with family this Thanksgiving, please resist the urge to brag.”  ~  Andy Borowitz

“Did you nap after eating the Thanksgiving meal or did you pass out like you were shot by a tranquilizer gun?”  ~  Jim Gaffigan

“I suppose I will die never knowing what pumpkin pie tastes like when you have room for it.”  ~ Robert Brault

And one bad Dad-Joke:
Q. What are turkeys always
thankful for on Thanksgiving Day?

A. Vegetarians!